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homogayhorse:

just-shower-thoughts:

“firefly” is the opposite of “waterfall”

what have you done

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snapchatting2:

Me: Why are we at Olive Garden? This place is not even that good.

Date: Sorry, what was that? I can’t hear anything. There are too many large numbered families having Sunday dinner here tonight.

Me: What? I can’t hear you. The waiters here are naming all the soups of the day too loudly. They’ve been naming them for ten minutes. There can’t possibly be that many types of soup.

Date: What? Could you speak a little louder? There’s a ringing in my ears.

Waiter: Hello! Sorry for the wait, Sunday nights are always the busiest. How can I start you off tonight?

Date: What? What was that? What? I still can’t hear anything over the sound of familial laughter. Are you guys sweating too? It’s so hot.

Me: [Starts applying expensive chap stick silently]

Waiter: Would you like to hear the soups of the day?

New Yorker seated in the booth behind us: [Peeks over the half wall and casually shouts] No, but I can give you directions to a real Italian restaurant!

Me: [Looks into the camera like in The Office]

Waiter: [Looks into the camera like in The Office]

Family party of 17 seated next to us: [Looks into the camera like in The Office]

Date: [Screams in terror because he suddenly realizes he was the one who died in the car accident last night - not his sister, and now he is in hell for eternity as punishment for the sins he committed in his short, mortal life]

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yatahisofficiallyridiculous:

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

Where is the lie

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wontkissandtell:

yanderechild:

people who notice you’re feeling left out from the conversation and try to include you

people who know that words won’t change the fact that you’re sad so they sit quietly and be sad with you

people who send memes to you when you’re sad to cheer you up

people who understand you need your space and time to be alone

People who understand that they don’t understand

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thebluegeranium:

putmeincoach:

thebluegeranium:

putmeincoach:

thebluegeranium:

ohmygil:

hereforthebees:

putmeincoach:

feminismisntequalityy:

putmeincoach:

Islam is the greatest threat to women’s rights, yet feminists only attack MRAs and anti feminists.

But that’s none of my business.

do you even know anything about Islam????

I know plenty about the teachings of Muhammad and the Koran. Most organized religions are especially cruel to women and Islam is no different. Plus, without Islam, we wouldn’t have radical Islam, so that’s a plus.

Then you’ll know that the Prophet (PBUH) said to respect thine mother three times before respecting the father.
I think the issue you’re having with Islam’s treatment of women is mainly in reference to Islamism. Which is not Islam.
I believe a Muslim country was the first to give women the rights to inheritance? Actually?

And how about the fact that husbands in Islam have no right to their wives money, or earnings?
The same could not be said of some oppressive western cultures.
(Sura 4. Vs 35)

Or how about this line?

“O ye who believe! it is not lawful for you to inherit women against their will; nor should you detain them wrongfully that you may take away part of that which was given them, except that they be guilty of a flagrant evil; and consort with them in kindness; and if you dislike them, it may be that you dislike a thing wherein Allah has placed much good.”

And without science we wouldn’t have the fucking atomic bomb

Fucking dudebro atheists and their thinly veiled racism.

KORAN LMAO

It’s an inside joke, shit for brains, as I don’t respect any “holy book” due to their evil contents within. Even an idiot like you knows how to spell “Quran”. Would you have gotten on my case if I said “Byebull”?

U coming for me while someone just rip you to shreds by proving you wrong but hey :) :) :) :) :) :)

No one proved me wrong. It must be nice to live in your own little world, eh?

Yes they just did :) now shut your ass i cant watch my steven universe episode properly

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